toxicrants:

Don’t say you’ll ‘treat a girl like a princess’ unless you’re prepared to follow up on that shit. 

If I’m not living in a castle by the sea with diplomatic powers over a small country then you’re a bitch-ass liar.

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Definitely just saw a sign for a cafe that said ‘We built this city on Bacon Rolls’ #win #sometimesiloveengland

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